Vaguely amazing overview of the stratification of fiction in America

This guy named Tao Lin wrote a pretty hilarious article in Seattle's The Stranger called: "From Lowest to Highest: The Levels of Greatness a Fiction Writer Can Achieve in America" among them are USED HONDA CIVIC IN "GREAT" CONDITION: Jonathan Franzen/ Rick Moody/David Foster Wallace and THREE-FOR-A-DOLLAR FEEDER FISH: Steve Almond. So freaking excellent. Check it out here: from lowest to highest