If I don't laugh I'll cry (or start some big fights!)
Okay wedding drama installment no. 17:
Maybe I mentioned this earlier at club or perhaps not. Some people I know are getting married. (They recently planned their wedding then cancelled the plans. I think this decision may be 3% influenced by the fact that I cried aloud to a bridesmaid about the absurdidy of china priced $50 and up. (The only items on the registry.) I think I may have also said, "I don't HAVE to buy that!" to the bridesmaid. Anyway, it has come to light via certain channels that the bride was concerned I might not be properly dressed for this elaborate festival celebrating her non-existent virginity. (Did I just say that? But really, who is a virgin these days?) Mostly she felt this way because she heard through certain channels that the dude in my life and I would be CAMPING on the fancy-pants island where all hotel rooms were like $200+ a night, and riding our bikes to the ceremony. I am, on one hand offended, but now that the event has been limited to family a new and better solution has come to mind.
a campground fashion shoot!
please join me on a weekend in august where I have already booked my campground site. I will be bringing my finery, my pearls, my lipstick, my freaking high heeliest shoes. And I will show the snarks how nice people can look while camping.
Maybe I mentioned this earlier at club or perhaps not. Some people I know are getting married. (They recently planned their wedding then cancelled the plans. I think this decision may be 3% influenced by the fact that I cried aloud to a bridesmaid about the absurdidy of china priced $50 and up. (The only items on the registry.) I think I may have also said, "I don't HAVE to buy that!" to the bridesmaid. Anyway, it has come to light via certain channels that the bride was concerned I might not be properly dressed for this elaborate festival celebrating her non-existent virginity. (Did I just say that? But really, who is a virgin these days?) Mostly she felt this way because she heard through certain channels that the dude in my life and I would be CAMPING on the fancy-pants island where all hotel rooms were like $200+ a night, and riding our bikes to the ceremony. I am, on one hand offended, but now that the event has been limited to family a new and better solution has come to mind.
a campground fashion shoot!
please join me on a weekend in august where I have already booked my campground site. I will be bringing my finery, my pearls, my lipstick, my freaking high heeliest shoes. And I will show the snarks how nice people can look while camping.
posted by Beverly Writer at 4/07/2006
5 Comments:
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oh my god i am so in love with that idea that i want it to happen right now.
maybe we should have a few practice shoots before the actual event. i know a lovely lady who just got a camera for her birthday and would probably like to use it soon...
oh lovely! I am getting so excited. Maybe we can turn it into a whole series. NHWC in the wilderness, dressed to the nines.
i. am. so. there.
My biggest worry at my wedding was that people would be dressed UNCOMFORTABLY (and to note, you looked hot (and I am not talking about the 105 degree temperature) at my wedding)...people are weird.
NHWC in all environments.
we have a lot of work to do, my friends.
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