"crazy story" game

today i introduced my older classes to exquisite corpsing, which i dubbed (for simplicity) the "crazy story" game. two out of three classes wrote boring ass stuff, but one class, my final class of the day, worked magic. 'twas a thing of beauty and flawed grammar and hilarity. i of course thought of nhwc and wished you could all have been here to experience the moment with me. i will try to scan and post the story, titled "the fat boy likes to eat people" tomorrow. for now the title will serve as a teaser... to whet your appetite (for people?), as it were. [btw, eating people is low carb., so why is the boy fat? this is a topic we didn't get into in class, as low-carb diets are unheard of here in the land of epic white rice consumption]