the new yorker

As a subscriber to the new yorker, I would like to take this opportunity to point out that the fiction they publish, in general, sucks. I have read/attempted to read many weeks worth, and must say perhaps one of the the stories struck a chord with me. If we are doing the math, well: new yorker fiction=suck
stephenr fiction=does not suck (therefore) it only makes sense that they didn't take it.