sedaris be damned!!

writing a personal essay is freakin hard.
i have so many ideas about stuff i want to write lately, but i'm having a hard time focusing on one at a time and not going off on eightbillion tangents, as i am wont to do.
if i had a towel near me, i might throw it in. but since i just have to rolled up ace bandage on my desk, maybe i'll wrap it around my head like a turban and contain and organize all of the good ideas, directing them to their appropriate place on the page.