TRUST THE LOBSTERS
posted by Beverly Writer at 6/14/2005
sadly, i do not meet the age requirements. as of september 2006 i will be, in fact, 30. [insert gasping sound here]
OMG can't we have your age legally changed? shit...that means the rest of us have to work extra hard to win so you can get a massage. Or we can submit your essay as ours if we don't complete one, and then hand over the moolah. I just said moolah.
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sadly, i do not meet the age requirements. as of september 2006 i will be, in fact, 30. [insert gasping sound here]
OMG
can't we have your age legally changed? shit...that means the rest of us have to work extra hard to win so you can get a massage. Or we can submit your essay as ours if we don't complete one, and then hand over the moolah. I just said moolah.
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