conversational minutes, not to be confused with dinner minutes
Perhaps exhausted from a big weekend, our loyal and faithful sally slacked a bit on the recording of conversational minutes. I took up the pen when it became clear she had energy for only the snack record keeping. Hence, late arriving conversational snippets, some more unclear than others.
"cold fusion--cold fusion's crazy"--Steve Ross
"its a desalinated hippie thing."--SLS on ?
"they're like a nutritional cheeto"--Beth on Tings
Steve Ross keeps trying to bring the conversation back to Back to the Future.
"Well, I can't smell them they just look good," SLS on visitor Jon's Saucony Shadows.
Jacob proposes "cockwear" a line of clothing which features roosters and the word "wear" so that one can wear a vaguely naughty clothing without the wrath of school administrators. He claims it will be as big as "Big Johnson" and co-ed naked lines, but more subtle, as it will feature a cock and only the inner label will say "cockwear". He says it will sell out in stores. When faced with the logistics of marketing and creating the line, he gets overwhelmed and suggests we give the idea to someone else to handle, say, for instance, Heather our sister in law. When I say she might take the money and run Jacob declares,"I just want free cockware for life--that's all I'm asking for."
Further smartening up the conversation, 2 week NHWC visitor jacob declares, "feathers evolved from scales."
Siri makes up a little jingle, "beer before wine, makes you feel fine."
Jon offers, "makes the sun shine."
This leads to speculation that this motto might sell more beer in gloomy climes like the Pacific Northwest.
An extensive conversation about Rosie vs. Ellen ends with, obviously, a discussion of their personal lives. We conclude Ellen is the friendlier, less threatening lesbian, and this makes America love her. Thus Ellen wins because she dresses better and has cuter girlfriends. Then the subject of Ellen's crazy girlfriends comes up. I say I think if you can date someone who ends up at a stranger's house in the hollywood hills high on e, you have to question their judgement in the ladies. Jacob defends Heche (and by extension, Ellen), "she's the only person who can fill that space in the universe--more power to her."
And on that highly literary note, I sign off, clear of my note-taking duties.
"cold fusion--cold fusion's crazy"--Steve Ross
"its a desalinated hippie thing."--SLS on ?
"they're like a nutritional cheeto"--Beth on Tings
Steve Ross keeps trying to bring the conversation back to Back to the Future.
"Well, I can't smell them they just look good," SLS on visitor Jon's Saucony Shadows.
Jacob proposes "cockwear" a line of clothing which features roosters and the word "wear" so that one can wear a vaguely naughty clothing without the wrath of school administrators. He claims it will be as big as "Big Johnson" and co-ed naked lines, but more subtle, as it will feature a cock and only the inner label will say "cockwear". He says it will sell out in stores. When faced with the logistics of marketing and creating the line, he gets overwhelmed and suggests we give the idea to someone else to handle, say, for instance, Heather our sister in law. When I say she might take the money and run Jacob declares,"I just want free cockware for life--that's all I'm asking for."
Further smartening up the conversation, 2 week NHWC visitor jacob declares, "feathers evolved from scales."
Siri makes up a little jingle, "beer before wine, makes you feel fine."
Jon offers, "makes the sun shine."
This leads to speculation that this motto might sell more beer in gloomy climes like the Pacific Northwest.
An extensive conversation about Rosie vs. Ellen ends with, obviously, a discussion of their personal lives. We conclude Ellen is the friendlier, less threatening lesbian, and this makes America love her. Thus Ellen wins because she dresses better and has cuter girlfriends. Then the subject of Ellen's crazy girlfriends comes up. I say I think if you can date someone who ends up at a stranger's house in the hollywood hills high on e, you have to question their judgement in the ladies. Jacob defends Heche (and by extension, Ellen), "she's the only person who can fill that space in the universe--more power to her."
And on that highly literary note, I sign off, clear of my note-taking duties.
posted by Beverly Writer at 6/14/2005
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